Writers in the Field: Your Hogwarts Letter Has Arrived...!
Okay, so you know that whole thing about karma: whatever it is you dump out into the cosmic ocean on a daily basis will eventually wash back up at your front door. I can't say for sure that it's true, but I have been striving (however imperfectly) to pour out Exxon-Valdez quantities of love and realness and radical generosity. Helps cut down on water weight, if nothing else.
Of course, you never know exactly whether or how your moral exports will come back to you – but a few months back, a bona-fide unicorn beached itself at my feet. Only this is a marine metaphor, so like... maybe a narwhal or something. His name is Shane.
He's basically Mead Hall Dumbledore.
Anyway, so you know that thing, when somebody just randomly says to you, "Hey, so my wife and I own sixteen acres down south of the airport, and we've been running this
big-ass awesome steampunk ren-faire
for a few years now, and I'm not a writer or anything, but I'm a huge reader, and... how do I say this... is there some way I could help you guys like, not screw up your fight scenes? And period clothing and such? Like, if I got some of my sword guys down here, and a poisons expert, and the WWII artillery crew, and some folks who could show you how to pick locks and sew Victorian underwear and make real-life herbal remedies and stuff... do you think writers would be interested in a thing like that? We can throw in a wine-tasting too, by the way. Do writers like wine?"
And y'all... when a dapper pipe-smoking karma-narwhal asks you a thing like that, there is really only one thing to say.
It's called
. It is going to be PHENOMENAL. And I am asking for your help in making it an unforgettable smash hit.
Shane and his crew have thrown themselves into building this event. They've been hammering away at the pavilions and the booths for weeks now.
They've brought in a slew of experts from their huge arcane Rolodex, for every kind of hands-on tutorial and demonstration you can think of.
A small sampling of the faculty. Anybody know a good potions professor?
They've got first aid, security, parking, concessions, restrooms, vendors, electricity, and wifi all taken care of – and kept the ticket price for the entire glorious weekend to only $45. Yes, really.
This is it, guys. This is your Hogwarts.
This is going to be an incredible event, y'all.
It's built - it's happening - and the only thing we need now is you.
And let me be clear: even if you live a thousand miles away,
we still need you.
If the logistics don't work out for you to attend this year –
we still need you.
If this isn't exactly up your genre alley, or your writing is on the back-burner right now, or you've already given your bottom dollar for worthy causes and don't have a penny to spare –
we still need you.
Because damn it, the fun's not going to have itself!
If you're thinking "man, this is such a cool idea - why hasn't anybody done this before?", let me tell you: it's because
an event like this is a five-leafed clover
. Because nailing down the venue AND the outdoor-event-management know-how AND the talent AND the community connections AND still keeping the cost down to something the humble striving scrivener can afford... is damn near impossible. You can't do all this when you are hiring for each of those positions. You can't create something like this as a strictly transactional enterprise.
Which means that something like Writers in the Field can only happen under the most perfect and unlikely conditions – when you have *exactly* the right balance of passion, talent, generosity, and one-in-a-million golden opportunity.
We just-so-happen to have lucked our way into the perfect primordial alchemy here - and you are the lightning that is going to bring it to life.
Your playground awaits...
So. If you like the idea of making hands-on education and research opportunities accessible to writers from every walk of life – if you want tentpole writing events that go beyond the ballroom of the airport Hyatt - if you want to see this event come back next year with even more variety of activities, for even more kinds of writers – if you want to help us establish a strong precedent for one day having something like this in YOUR neck of the woods – then we need you to come out of the gate *roaring*, as fierce and enthusiastically as you ever have. We need mentions. We need shares. We need good old-fashioned buzz.
More than anything, we need 'proof of concept' - and that means tickets sold.
...and so does your saloon.
And of course, I wouldn't ask you to do anything without putting my own skin in the game.
So let me make you a deal
.
1.
If we can sell 150 two-day tickets between now and midnight on Sunday
(three days from today)
I will personally read 5,000 words of your work
- any format, any genre, any combination - and you and I will have half an hour of undivided real-time conversation about it. Phone or Skype or whatever you want to do. Once we hit the 150-mark, you forward me your ticket receipt and attach your doc file and we will make us a date.
2.
If you can't attend Writers in the Field but want to get in on the critique deal
– or again, want to vote with your dollars for more events like this one – we can totally do that. Just buy a ticket and use promo code GIFT when you check out.
We will give the ticket to a local writer who couldn't otherwise afford to go - and you will get the critique, even if we don't hit the 150 mark
. Like I said, y'all – this is about love and realness and radical acts of generosity. And, you know, learning how to hit people with swords.
This is how we do it, guys. This is how first-evers become first-annuals, how we know more and do better, how we give ourselves something fantastic and special to be proud of, even when it feels like the whole rest of the world is going all to hell. This is how game-changing greatness begins.
It is also how legends begin.
Epic, unforgettable, totally-worth-the-hangover legends.
Are you pumped? Are you ready? Then pick out a job below and go!
Help us collect likes, shares, and follows: Facebook event - Facebook page - Twitter - Instagram (hashtag #writersinthefield)
Volunteer to do a demonstration, help out at the event, or request to be a vendor: email findyourtribe@wordwriters.org
Print and post flyers for your writers group, coffee shop, library, etc. (remember to ask permission!): download our full-size flyer here
And of course, visit the website and buy tickets - yours or someone else's!
Set your watches now, y'all: in one month exactly, we make literary-adventure-field-trip history!